l4me is a FIGlet font I once created more than a decade ago in order to make fun of 1337 h4x0rs. To my amazement, nowadays l4me is part of every major Linux distros' FIGlet font archive. Hence, if you have FIGlet installed, try the following in your shell:
$ figlet -f l4me If you can read this, you really need to get laid
This will result in FIGlet printing the following text:
!f y0v c4n r34d th!5. y0v r34||y n33d t0 g3t |4!d
If you want to be as 1337 as I am but haven't got the font, you can download l4me here.